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poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

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princeowl:

once one of my straight male friends who has a significant amount of sex asked me ‘when two girls do it how do you know when you’re finished’ and to this day thats one of the saddest things ive ever heard 

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ben-a-dict:

*pulls out a knife* it’s a metaphor, see

*stabs you* nah im kidding ur just a lil bitch

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daretodream-love:

I just laughed way harder than I should have at this .
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daretodream-love:

I just laughed way harder than I should have at this .

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People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water.

Charles Bukowski

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

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age 11: worry about internet people finding me in real life
now: worry about people in real life finding me on the internet
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brititsh:

"im 12 but i am mature for my age"

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